Art School Graduate/Kitchen Slave. OH GOD WHY AM I SO STEREOTYPICAL?

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via justineelaine)

souryellows:

i’m sorry but this comic my dad just e-mailed me
kellyibeh:

THIS LOOKS SO RELAXING
georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

So I live here, and have done the Walk of Shame (as a 12 year old. I was curious!) and I can say, no dick. 
nittyy:

yes forever
l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL